Thursday, 4 February 2016

Gaining Privileged Access

Once you enter any area of Villa Twaklinikawt, your questions are likely to be politely ignored or treated with gentle humour if the answers are readily available in literary form within the villa itself or elsewhere.  Clearly, an adequate level of literacy, courtesy and conscientiousness will be required of all visitors wishing to experience consistent co-operation and compassion.

Anyone unable to make a satisfactory initial impression will be asked to provide a possibly refundable Dignity Deposit upon arrival.

Please note that even when the initial entry gate is already open, it would be courteous to wait until you have been invited to make your way through, before attempting to do so.  As you will already be aware, several additional security measures are in place to prevent ill-mannered persons and other culturally insensitive creatures from gaining access.

In view of the above, it would be wise to ensure you are familiar with the public virtual tour and private digital options well before seeking additional access.  It would certainly be an asset to you if you are additionally familiar with the local history of this location.

No-one pursuing an enjoyable occupation in the 21st century wishes to have their intellectual efforts and creative flow unfairly thwarted or flooded by an insensitive member of the public, hence the reasonable requirement for appropriate introductions, financial compensation and interpersonal compassion.

Have you considered making a dignified donation to enhance the provision of enlightening communication?

Whenever you are required, for legal or other reasons, to contact any member of staff within Villa Twaklinilkawt, please note that you may be invoiced for the urgent payment of an Inconvenience Fee, an Intrusion Fee or a Laziness Fee.  Please seek answers elsewhere before disturbing the important work in progress here.

You will obviously have several questions about copyright matters, at least if you are a courteous person.  To receive answers to those questions, no doubt you are already aware of the current laws regarding copyright in Australia, and in the rest of the world.  You may also be aware of the rights of authors and even those of all humans.

If you are at all concerned about the high fees for many of the educational offerings within Villa Twaklinilkawt, please refer to the usual charges for legal advice and real estate in this part of the world.  That should enable you to gain an insight into the relevant costings.

You may also notice that several of the publications available exclusively through Villa Twaklinilkawt may require you to take out a bank loan or second mortgage to obtain copies.  Gaining privileged access should always be highly valued.

The public ethereal guided tour usually continues this way