Friday, 15 April 2016

Booking a Seat in the Room for Remedial Etiquette

There is nothing common about Villa Twaklinilkawt, except from the prevalence of common courtesy.  To book a seat in the room for remedial etiquette involves a clear, simple and reasonable process.

To avoid disappointment or disapproval, preparations should begin well in advance.  This is particularly important to remember before and during election campaigns.

Political candidates would be well advised to begin their remedial etiquette training at least five years before a campaign begins.  Political cultures are so much improved after remedial etiquette is supplied.

The cultures of government departments are improved when remedial etiquette training is supplied to their most boring or annoying employees.

Likewise, corporate cultures benefit greatly after remedial etiquette training is supplied to their boards, senior managers, human resources teams and public relations teams.

Leaders within charitable institutions also benefit greatly from remedial etiquette training, most usually because it enables them to gain a broader perspective.  They are then able to acknowledge that their own institution is only one of many thousands purporting to support worthy causes.

In view of the fact that so many persons are likely to benefit from remedial etiquette training, seats in the room for remedial etiquette must be booked at least twelve years in advance.  Promptness is recommended.  Lateness will usually require the rescheduling of an appointment to a later date.  Bribes are never accepted.

One of the most difficult cultural concepts for most people to grasp is a polite relationship with time.  As time never waits, nor do the highly qualified Twaklinological suppliers of remedial etiquette training.  Qualified, highly reputable Twaklinologists keep to a very strict schedule indeed.  They never tolerate lapses in mutually agreed requirements.

Most people rudely believe their own priorities are those to which other people should comply, regardless of circumstances.  This is a consequence of that fact that most people confuse their own relationship with time with their relationships with matter, energy and humanity.

When something is in short supply, people are more likely to confuse time with everything else.  Whether that something is money or assistance, or food or water or love, or sleep or hygiene or land, or anything else, the situation can become very difficult indeed to deal with politely without proper, prior training.

Without remedial etiquette assistance, conflicts tend to worsen.  Yet such assistance appears to be in short supply everywhere in the world of ordinary mortals.  This is why it is necessary to book your seat in the room for remedial etiquette at your earliest opportunity.

All enlightened leaders are mediators, not dictators.  They know that mediation is the first step towards remediation.  The suppliers of remedial etiquette training within Villa Twaklinilkawt are obviously enlightened leaders and excellent mediators themselves.  They are also excellent moderators and supervisors.

The few seats still available in twelve years time, in the room for remedial etiquette, currently cost a considerable amount of money.  To explore your payment options, please visit the invisible ticket office.

If you are impatient to receive etiquette advice within the next decade, there are certainly many opportunities to ensure you are well prepared for the future.  Please contact the Villa Twaklinilkawt communications team for further information about introductory digital etiquette advice (IDEA).

If you wish to receive free, immediate guidance on international and interpersonal courtesies, you may wish to investigate those possibilities within the parlour meant for you.


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