Friday, 24 June 2016

Teapottian Parking Restrictions

Whenever visitors intend to arrive in Villa Twaklinilkawt by celestial teapot, they are advised to inform themselves, well in advance, of the Teapottian parking restrictions likely to be in place here.

Negotiations have recently begun to develop a Teapottian temple in the grounds of Villa Twaklinilkawt, hence the parking restrictions will be strictly enforced during this process.  No-one working here would wish to frighten the neighbours, in any situation.

Celestial teapots have usually been expected to land on top of the observation tower, well out of the way of ordinary traffic.  They have occasionally been parked briefly in the Adelaide park lands, though that may possibly be in breach of local by-laws.

Special landing rights in the grounds for gracious causes are occasionally possible during possibly free and fair referendums, plebiscites and elections, anywhere in the world.  During Australian elections, however, all visitors are asked to arrive by public transport, if at all possible.

The tour continues this way