From the Adelaidezone News Observatory in the gatehouse tower, just above the glorious gateway of gratitude, breaking news of significance is supplied with magnificence, diligence and intelligence for and by the people of Adelaide in Australia.
The citizen-journalism expressed from the Adelaidezone News Observatory highlights the facts of most relevance to most people in and around Adelaide at any particularly momentous or dangerous moment.
All the citizen-journalists working from the Adelaidezone News Observatory have received a considerable amount of suitable training for the tasks they perform. The training has been conducted from the hallway, the parlour, the service wing, the library and the ethereal observation tower. It has occasionally even been conducted from the music room.
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